(Bilbo Baggins)

Monday, December 24, 2007

Did Hillary Have an Aura of Invincibility to Begin With?

I'm so tired of reading headlines like this (How Clinton Lost Her Invincibility). The only reason why Clinton seemed unbeatable was because the news media kept saying so, not because anyone ever actually believed it. Now all of a sudden they've decided that Oprah can decide an election so there are more favorable articles written about Obama, and articles like the one mentioned above are being written about Hillary.


I hate the press.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

I think I'll heat up my leftovers from lunch

I can't decide if my favorite magazines (online and print) have become really shitty or if I've just become really boring. There's not much I want to read on Slate anymore (Ad Report Card hasn't made an appearance in quite some time) and the last Newsweek I read was appalling. Maybe I just read too much for school and I don't want to read in my free time. It's starting to worry me.

Friday, November 23, 2007

Ohhh look, an update

No, I haven't forgotten about this blog, I just don't have time to write in it. But this final real semester is going to be over in a month. Then I'm moving. So my next blog will be written from my new apt in big D. You can view pictures of my apartment here.

I'm still with FC Dallas, though sadly not for long. No jobs in the marketing department worth doing. So I'm looking for a job in advertising, where I'll really be working for the man (The Man hopefully being Stan Richards).

Tennis season is over :( but only for like two months, if that even. Not that anyone noticed, but the Major League Soccer season is over too. Now I have more time to watch more matches from better leagues on the weekend. I've decided my favorite Premiership team is Arsenal instead of Liverpool. Liverpool have nicer uniforms, but I've made my decision once and for all.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Coming Soon to a PC near you

I'm currently collecting my thoughts about the current state of hip-hop, and my next blog will be primarily focused on Atlanta rapper Lil Scrappy. There's something about him that intrigues me. Is it his masterful lyricism, with gems such as, " them things twinkle in the light bright/ I don't know I just twinkle in the lime light/Got a Chevy same color as a can of sprite"? His dedication to the hustle? No, it's not that. Peep this video.


Friday, February 23, 2007

Fun with PhotoShop

The Honey BBQ Chicken Strip Sandwich is heavenly sin on a bun. I prefer the junior sized one. There's a higher cheese/bread to chicken ratio. Whataburger needs to cut me a check, I promote the hell out of this thing.

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Thursday, February 22, 2007

Advertising, Hip Hop.

It's really weird, I always hear Pepsi products getting mentioned in rap songs. The one I hear the most often is Aquafina (Aquafina clear, Aquafina flow, etc.). I've also heard Young Dro and Young Jeezy say they have Tropicana orange cars. Never Minute Made, never Dasani. But Sprite is getting mentioned more regularly now, so maybe Coke has a deal with Grand Hustle. Of course this isn't true, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was.

I think stuff like that is one of the reasons I listen to rap so much. After a while you pick up on little nuances like that. They can be talking about the most inane and vulgar things, but use imagery from popular/ consumer culture that everyone can relate to. And very complicated rhyming schemes. This one right here is my favorite right now:

Paint the Chevy all kinda sour apple colors
Diamonds up in my charm look like piney- apple suckas
Tech 9 for some, mack nine-ty for others
Lethal Weapon on Ducati’s, I got on my Danny Glovers
Nah this ain't the movie but I shot “Four Brothers”

Ducati is a brand of German motorcycles, and Four Brothers is a pun. That's also that movie with Mark Wahlberg where those four adopted brothers avenge their foster mother's death. You know you can't come up with anything that clever, so stop saying rappers have no talent.

I think rap music is just an extreme representation of American culture. Everyone says that rap is a terrible influence on young people, which it of course is, but what about all the filth that white people put on television and the radio? "Rap promotes materialism." What about The Apprentice and Donald Trump? Being rich, living in a big house, and driving a fancy car is what most people consider to be the American Dream. White men who own corporations don't pay women as much, and women are regularly discriminated against in the business world for top positions. Football commentators are in Hooters commercials. No one watches the WNBA. And what do people in other countries say about American movies? They're too violent. Parents buy violet games for their kids. Country music promotes ignorance and "Southern" (backward and racist) values. And Sports Illustrated still has a swimsuit issue.

So in case you were wondering, that's why I listen to rap music.

Now about me.

I'm doing very well in school this semester, and I'm working on 3 projects. Only one of them is for school though, the other two are real life. I'm helping one of the people I'm shadowing at a recording studio with his marketing, since he has none. I've got my school project, an Ad Campaign for Zodiac Vodka, but none of my work there will ever really get used. I joined the Sports Marketing Association at school, and we're partnering with FC Dallas (where I will be interning very soon in the marketing department) to get more people to go to a game in April. We're gonna do a lot of non-traditional marketing, and the coolest thing is that they're actually giving us ads to put up and promotional materials to use. So it's not like a PowerPoint presentation that no one in class will pay attention to, it's a real life marketing project. My house is very clean, despite it's 5,000+ sq feet.

Also, my friend Frenchy is starting a fashion blog.